There are 2 kinds of people: There are those whose generosity inspires me and there are those whose selfishness just stupefies me. #fb
October 2011
30 posts
I need one of those full body massages done with oil…
Just finished taking Abnormal Psych Mid-Term. #TGIF
“@engadget: iPhone 4S preorders open up at 3AM ET — are you ready? http://t.co/F5G1A94r” I’M SO READY!!!!!
I didn’t know Steve Jobs, but I am greatly saddened by his death. RIP Steve Jobs. Thank you for your contribution to society.
Cedarnet: You are dumb.
Everything we’ve acquired will be tested by the flame.
#ThatAwkwardMoment when the guy in the adjacent urinal is grunting whilst discharging. #fb
I’m ready to PWN this week!
Sunday school kid: “Did Jesus drink fake wine?”
#WorstIdeaEver putting The Lazy Song as your alarm clock. #fb
Dance parties are my workouts. #fb
September 2011
9 posts
GOD LOVES YOU is a very meaningful trend for Twitter. Not complaining, though. :)
RT @Lord_Voldemort7: Watching Glee is trending… http://t.co/9BZNAuqV
CEDARPOINT! Let’s GOOOO!!!!!!!!!
RT @heroiczebra: You’re welcome
http://t.co/siSELvBL
I miss @coryking.
RT @ApexPastorBoy: Students always whining about the “Cedarville Bubble” #thatssocedarville
No tengo iPhone, ni iPad porque no iPlata. #Paraguay
Truth can defend herself. She will triumph.
“Dictatorships are very effective.” @wes_baker
stoptalkingandstartwalking: http://t.co/hGGM03v
August 2011
5 posts
#21 #theonedayitsuckstobeanRA
Beans-N-Cream HALF OFF!: $10 to Spend ($5); $12 for Sunday Breakfast ($6): http://t.co/gC1EUvK via @addthis
July 2011
5 posts
RT @PeanutFreeMom: Caleb told me his sailing instructor is grilling ‘hot dogs’ for all his students tomorrow. Um, is this guy serious?
Alright. To buy or not to buy? http://t.co/RqKgGXv #SonyDash
LMAO OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
This kinda looks like what Christian would do…. » Except with that damned rainbow feather duster….
Dear Pastor Mark Driscoll,
First off, I want to acknowledge that I don’t know you personally, and I have never attended your church. Most of what I know of you is based on a small handful of your sermons and statements. You and your ministry are surely nuanced and complicated, but this…
SAYA (Japanese/Korean restaurant): $15 for $30 to Spend on Food and Drink: http://t.co/dm6F4oi via @addthis
May 2011
28 posts
How far would you go for a free iPad 2? @ZAGGdaily is giving away 10 iPad 2s to the most dedicated fans! Details: http://zagg.to/ZXeQVQ
how can i dolly/track if i don’t have the appropriate equipment? @tylerscott89 @SamuelCowden @zacdixon @cinevita
Get a good grade:
Get a bad grade:
the face you make when someone sings a bad note…




